Want milk? Buy herd shares!

Want fresh milk but don't want the hassle of owning and caring for dairy animals?  That's okay, at Cranky Pants Ranch, we have dairy goats and more milk than we can drink.  We would love to share our fresh milk and milk products with you.

Here's how it works:

• We share a portion of the bounty of dairy product with you.  
• In return, you pay a portion of costs of housing, feeding, and caring for the animals.  

It's so simple to join; just contact us at CrankyPantsRanch@outlook.com.

When you buy a herd share with Cranky Pants Ranch, you get all the benefits of dairy animals without ever stepping foot into a barnyard. How would you like these benefits: sweet fresh milk, yogurt, and fresh cheeses?  

Just to clarify - we do not sell milk, so do not bring money to the pickup location.  Just show up and get your milk.  With a herdshare, you own a portion of the herd, so you are the rightful owner of the fresh milk.  We will bill you for your portion of the maintenance costs a month ahead of time.  Only the herdshare participants have access to the fresh milk from our dairy goats.  

Being a part of herdshare is a good way to support local agriculture.  To sign up for our herd share, email us at CrankyPantsRanch@outlook.com or call us at:  (210) 908-7796.